This is Regan. She’s one of my roommates from The New School and she’s from Forest Hill, MD. She’s never been to California, and during our winter break she braved a delayed flight to see me (what a doll). Here are a few choice reactions from the West Coast depraved.
S: What’d you like most about Disneyland/California Adventure?
R: The DILFs.
S: What’s the difference between people from NY and LA?
R: People in LA are tan and blonde; a lot of blonde people.
In N Out Burger
R: Shake Shack is better. In-N-Out’s burger was decent but their fries were awful and I don’t understand the craze.
S: Are the boys cuter at UCSB or UMD?
R: Oh, UCSB. I like the surfer guys. I like how they carry their surfboards and ride their bikes at the same time; it’s impressive.